tHE aPARTISAN pARTY

Mandatory Courtship with Voluntary Registration: Everybody is forced to have a boyfriend or girlfriend. Being in a couple and a romantic relationship will become mandatory.

Unavoidable Full Employment: Involuntary unemployment is strictly prohibited. Every able-bodied person is forced to be hired. Being unemployed will be considered a crime punishable by an indefinite contract and paid vacations.

To have a dog is a human right… and vice-versa.

The Department of Defense must be subordinate to the Department of Education... or vice-versa.