tHE aPARTISAN pARTY

To have a dog/cat is a human right… and vice-versa.

Mandatory Courtship with Voluntary Registration: Everybody is forced to have a boyfriend or girlfriend. Being in a couple and a romantic relationship will become mandatory. Even for dogs.

Fair-Play Currency: A self-redistributing cryptocurrency that redistributes itself shall be adopted to prevent the concentration of wealth from threatening democracy, and vice-versa.

The Department of Defense must be subordinate to the Department of Education... or vice-versa.